“Indian Ashiq Ka Love Letter “

When i am your : Kareeb
There is only : Khamoshi
I want to speak : Dil se
that’s my kind of : Ishq

i want this to be : Gupt

as i always have : Darr

that i will loose you : Sajani

and that would be great : Sadma

i am your : Mr.aashique

but sometimes bit : Deewana

tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun

as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai

in this : Duniya dilwalon ki

i told you : Maine pyar kiya

Maybe : Dil to pagal hai

because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai

the whole world appears as : Dushman

but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha

but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi

but if u want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki

then u must respond To this : Pukaar

And don’t mind because this is my: Style

i hope your answer is : Yes boss

And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham

i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

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“Mehbooba Ka Reply“
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you`re a “Jaanwar” and a “Shree 420“! I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you`re my “Sajaan” and I`m your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I`d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I`ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me.



You`re a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I`m sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can`t believe you think I`ll turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I`d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“!


Don`t` you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can`t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it`s always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I`m already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he`s no “Khal Nayak” like you. He`s my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You`ll only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he,s a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he`ll kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.